You don’t have to change any diapers.

They won’t wake you up at 3:00 in the morning.

They won’t throw a tantrum if you don’t buy them the latest toy.

They won’t make a scene if you take them to a mall.

You won’t have to buy them new clothes because they grow 6 inches over the summer.

They don’t talk back and sass you.

They will stay cute forever.

You don’t need a baby sitter if you want to go out for an evening.

They won’t get sick and ruin your new blouse.